I thought I would share!

Recipe for a Military Wife

1 1/2 Cup Patience
2 tablespoons elbow grease
1 pound courage
1 cup tolerance
dash of adventure

Marinate frequently with salty tears and pour off excess fat. Sprinkle ever so lightly with money, kneading dough well until payday. Season with international spices. Bake for twenty years or until done. Serve with pride!

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I think I need more like 3 cups of patience...LOL!!!